Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

YES.

(via punned)

pinkiepony:

Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

supermegagardevoir:

THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
IDK.
LETS MAKE OUT.

(via thiskidiknow)

me: I should go shower now

(five minutes later)

(another five minutes later)

(yet another five minutes later)

(more five minute intervals)

someone: (goes into the bathroom)

me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower